In the name of the moon, I will punish you!

Hi! I'm Baylee. I am 17 years old and a Senior in high school (and a college freshman). My major is Political Science in case you were wondering. Feel free to send me an ask if you have any questions :)

thealphapigeon:

-annoying:

you know my name not my

Overwhelming desire to become a pigeon. Words cannot express my dire need to have beautiful grey feathers and glorious wings so that I may fly and feast upon dropped hotdogs and breadcrumbs.

imperfect000000:

When you wake up and get your period and you’re like “oh that’s why I was crying uncontrollably last night over a jelly bean”

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

chipsprites:

Playing against a friend who’s new to the game

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When they start winning

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the-shires-shadowhunter:

i-would-be-forever-by-your-side:

thehighwayphantom:

gingerbrownies:

Titanic conspiracy exposed

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Head canon: Accepted

HOLY SHIT

frickin:

Im a fun person ok but whenever someone cute talks to me i turn into a fucking raisin

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

amazingkilljoy:

I really love this guy

littleshrekthings:

This account is tweeting the whole shrek movie script so grab your friend’s phone and set them up for notifications